greetings:

when someone tries to kiss u but their breath stinks

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c-alme:

that haven’t been caught 

foodchewer:

where can i find some self esteem on sale

a-dur:

onefitmodel:

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

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realising that you’re reading this almost halfway trough 2014 and still haven’t achieved nothing

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a-dur:

onefitmodel:

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

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realising that you’re reading this almost halfway trough 2014 and still haven’t achieved nothing

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  • british: american people are so annoying
  • chinese: american people are so annoying
  • mexicans: american people are so annoying
  • french: american people are so annoying
  • americans: we are so annoying
  • canadians: I fucking love maple syrup
  • australians: we can do your accent but none of you assholes can do ours AHAHAHAHA

rneerkat:

“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

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“Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.. because that’s my life.”
stfukarla:

 i follow everyone back 

princessnononjakuzure:

idc how powerful a piece of armor if its ugly im not gonna wear it

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